excuse me if I can't resist Pterano's cuteness

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
loveyourneighbor
lezbetheology

Jesus: i have come all the way from heaven to let you know that you should love your neighbor and fight oppression.

Us: sorry what?

Jesus: whatever you do to the least if these you do to me.

Us: oh! So you mean we shouldn’t have sex before marriage. Cool.

Jesus: do you love me?

Us: yes - that’s why we have a rock concert for you.

Jesus: tend my sheep.

Us: so we shouldn’t take communion with people we don’t agree with?

Jesus: APPARENTLY a lot of seeds will fall on barren ground.

Us: that is why we don’t take communion with them.

feathered-serpents
feathered-serpents

  • Aziraphale loves Crowley so much that he is willing to rebuild heaven for him.
  • He loves him so much he is willing to give up everything if it means there is a chance he might smile again
  • Aziraphale loves Crowley so much that he will rewrite existence if Crowley can make stars again
  • Crowley loves Aziraphale so much that he doesn't need any of that
  • He loves him so much that he doesn't need heaven, or happiness, or the stars
  • Crowley loves Aziraphale so much that he is Crowley's heaven, or happiness, or stars
  • They love each other so much that it blinded them, and they never asked the other how they wanted to be loved
theconcealedweapon
theconcealedweapon

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I get it.

You're clearly talking about the police. But you don't want to specifically mention the police because you'll face a wave of bootlickers saying that you deserve to be a victim of a violent crime if you don't like the police. So you use "narcissists" as a code for the police.

But in doing so, you're not solving the problem. If you blame an already demonized group for what people with power proudly do on a regular basis, it won't cause people to realize that the action is abusive. They'll continue to condemn the action only when a mentally ill person does it while praising the authoritarian asshole who does the same thing.

paleontologylife
canine-eater

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New big species discovered today! sick

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A heavyweight early whale pushes the boundaries of vertebrate morphology - Nature
Perucetus colossus, a basilosaurid whale from the middle Eocene epoch of Peru with an extremely pachyosteosclerotic postcranium, is estimate
Nature


also 2 other new species discovered and formally described today

Ceropegia sunhangiana, a new species of Apocynaceae from Southwest China
Ceropegia sunhangiana P.R.Luo and T.Deng, a new species from Qiaojia, northeast Yunnan, southwest China, is described and illustrated herein
Wiley Online Library

new plant

https://href.li/?https://doi.org/10.1098/rspb.2022.2490
The Royal Society Publishing

and new extinct basal jellyfish

there have been quite a bit new taxa described this week which is crazy


my favourite from this week is the new dicynodont from china

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The tetrapod fauna of the upper Permian Naobaogou Formation of China: 10. Jimusaria monanensis sp. nov. (Dicynodontia) shows a unique epipte
Jimusaria is the first reported Chinese dicynodont, previously only known from Xinjiang. Here we refer two specimens from the Naobaogou Form
PeerJ
skaldish
will-o-the-witch

Sharing Fake Hebrew with Goyiche Kabbalists to See If They Notice

Jewish mysticism has been heavily fetishized and appropriated by the occult community at large. This highly-complex subject is often passed around between goyiche practitioners with little to no cultural/academic understanding of what they're working with. Instead of learning through the proper channels, they learn from widely-antisemitic historical occultists who also didn't learn through the proper channels. Despite never bothering to learn how to speak, read, or understand Hebrew, many will tout it as an inherently mystical language carrying Ancient Jewish Truths in it and use it on everything. To make a long story short, it's cultural appropriation and antisemitism.

So my Jewish ass decided to fuck around.

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altrockingchair
psychotic-gerard

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

anarcho-smarmyism
doubleca5t

concerned about the number of very young radfems I see on tumblr so I would like to say, on behalf of trans sapphics everywhere, Cis Lesbians: it is ok if you don't wanna have sex with someone with a penis. We never said that was transphobic, just don't be rude to trans girls about itALT
The only reason people get shit for saying they don't like dick is because they either A) ARE rude to trans girls about it B) imply that trans girls are "part man" C) try to speak for ALL lesbians in not liking dick But having a preference is not an issue in and of itselfALT

should probably post this here too

recoveryform

Also just out of the blue, unprompted, talking about you not wanting to have sex with someone, is pretty rude and if you're bringing that up like that to that person when they haven't asked, its honestly a form of harassment.

Imagine, (and this may have happened to you before so think of how that felt) having someone, loudly and unprompted, talking about how they find you, personally unattractive and don't want to fuck you. You never asked, you have made no indication you want anything to do with them sexually, and yet they just keep talking about it, then say you are harrassing *them* when you tell them to shut up.

Now, not finding you attractive is well within their rights, but they're being incredibly rude and hurtful to say that to your face without any reason to.

Idk, as a cis queer person who also has a lot of other aspects of my identity such as being mixed race and disabled that some people take issue with, who has been on the same recieving end of strangers not shutting up about disliking your body for one reason or another when you're just trying to survive, and having to take the constant harassment on the chin and deal with it constany chipping away of self esteem just for daring to *exist*; I agree that it does get to a point where you're just being transphobic. (Or in the cases of myself, ableist or racist)

You are not required to find anyone attractive. You however *ARE* required to treat people with some basic level of human respect.

venusdeservedbetter

God, I wish that I had this post back when radfems/TERFs were harassing me over exactly this. It sums it up better than my autistic ass ever could.

th3swarm
girlfromnazareth

truth is if you can’t respect weird people who you don’t know/aren’t autistic then you don’t actually respect autistic people. yeah, sure, you can have your autism site or whatever but are you nice to the person on the bus who’s moving around weirdly? are you nice to the middle aged man in the grocery store wearing chunky noise cancelling headphones? do you think that the little kid who just will not stop talking about her odd stamp collecting obsession is weird and annoying? you don’t just get to be nice to freaks and weirdos once they tell you they’re autistic. you still have to be fucking nice to people and that includes the ones that you don’t want to be kind towards